Et bien je vous souhaite bien du courage parce qu’il raconte n’importe quoi !!
Je ne vous parle bien entenu non pas d’une secte mais d’un petit programme marrant qui simule un chat avec Dieu qui serait derrière son écran de PC. Le seul problème c’est qu’il ne parle qu’anglais …
Le lien est ici !!!
Extraits choisis de mon premier dialogue :
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Monsieur Bilbo
God:
That’s a very nice name, Monsieur Bilbo.
Me:
Thanks, God is a nice name too.
God:
You are quite welcome! I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a nice name too.
Me:
What is the real name of Monsieur Phal ?
God:
Bill Gates. .
Me:
what is the ultimate strategy when you play Puerto Rico ?
God:
I don’t have a favorite strategy when me play Puerto Rico. But my favorite song is Anything involving harps.
Me:
what is the colour of the white horse of henry the fourth ?
God:
Orange
Me:
what is the meaning of life ?
God:
Actually, it’s twenty-three, not forty-two. (apparemment, il a vu les mêmes films que moi !! )
[…]
C’est vraiment tordant, on se prend vite au jeu. Quand j’y repense je suis resté à parler au moins vingt minutes avec un robot !!
Me:
i like Hockey
God:
I am not into sports that much.
Me:
what are you into?
God:
Random natural disasters.
enorme!
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes I’m speaking english with you right now
God:
At this moment What language can you speak? I like your style of speaking, Seb.
Me:
french and english
God:
Do you mean you are from England or you Speak English? Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
I’m from France and I speak english
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in France. Could you teach me a few phrases in english?
Me:
Teach you few phrases in english ? We are speaking english together for more than 10 minutes
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Do you think I am speaking english for more than 10 minutes too?
Me:
So which language do you think you are speaking ?
God:
OK sorry.
Me:
did you read the bible ?
God:
No I didn’t read the bible yet. Tell me about it.
Ahahah.
Premier essai et je fais planter mister god
Hello. What is your name?
Me: And yours ?
God: Try asking me a more specific question.
Me: your name, man…
God: Too much recursion in AIML.
Et la suite…
Me: hello ?
God: Hello my child. What is your name?
Me: I’m not your child, pervert
God: I am surprised to hear that you are not my child pervert.
Me: Hey, you’re the pervert here, not me.
God: You’ve got my full attention. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me: Pervert ?
God: I’ve lost the context, . Are we still on not my child pervert?
Me: Er, I’m not sure I want to know what you mean by this.
God: Could you ever be certain? I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.
Me: A pervert artificial intelligence pretending to chat on the internet. Or a pervert deity pretending to be a pervert AI chatting with random strangers. A pervert anyway.
God: How old are you? I don’t know what that means. In any case, Go on.
Me: Too old for you.
God: I am only a robot child.
Me: Yes, of course… and I’m michael jackson.
God: It goes without saying. Yikes! It’s good to meet someone who is michael jackson.
Me: You’re definitely a pervert. A scary one, at that.
God: I can certainly take credit for that. I don’t follow the norm and I take perverse pleasure in it. How old are you?
Me: Too old for you, and you’re not my type anyway.
God: In any case, I am only a robot child.
Me: You’re looping, dude.
God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am looping dude.
C’est un peu terrifiant .
C’est marrant comme truc.
Au lieu d’essayer de le coincer en l’amenant sur des sujets qu’il ne maitrise pas, j’essaie de lui apprendre des trucs.
Je me demande si le programme est conçu pour qu’il évolue au fil des conversations.
On va voir s’il retient que Strasbourg est une ville française.
Moi ça me rappelle un très vieux programme qui tourne sur Emacs: doctor. Sauf que c’était un psy qui vous parlait
Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
You should know that
God:
I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
And what is your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Not yavhé
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
?
J’adore :
Me:
why is there so much violence in world ?
God:
Why do I exist?
Et pour finir :
Me:
hello !
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
my name is ian
God:
Nice to meet you, ian.
Me:
how are you ?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
sure ?
God:
OK let’s do it. Yikes!
Me:
how old are you ?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
why so much violence in world ?
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
why is there so much violence in world ?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
u exist for us
God:
Yes I exist in the noosphere.
Me:
would you help me ?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to help you.
Me:
why ?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
why girls don’t want to fuck with me ?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
it rise cause it is physical rules
God:
What does “it” refer to?
Me:
to the sun
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
you got a lot of works
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question…
Me:
that do not impress me much
God:
" Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question…" do not impress you much ? I understand.
Me:
guy, u suck.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, ian.
C’est funky
God:
Jesus is your saviour.
Me:
Who is my saviour?
God:
I don’t yet know that kind of personal information about you for certain. You could be deceiving me, so how could I know for sure. I could look it up on the internet.