Pour un chat avec dieu c est ici que ça se passe
dieu en live chat
Morceaux choisis:
Me:
well fuck now
God:
Right now? Well that's okay. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
mdr
God:
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, .
Me:
tu parle francais ?
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
pourquoi ?
God:
Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c'est comme ca.
Doublon 
Me:
salut dieu
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
je ne parle pas anglais, désolé
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Et?
God:
On dirait que j ai oublié de terminer quelque chose?
Me:
Terminer quoi, seigneur?
God:
" On dirait que j ai oublié de terminer quelque chose?"? Terminer quoi seigneur?
Me:
Tu radotes, mais c'est peut être normal vu ton grand age.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
My name is bond, James Bond
God:
What's up, bond James Bond.
Me:
Moi Tarzan, toi Jane?
God:
And up bond James Bond is Moi Tarzan toi Jane.
Me:
Plus prêt de toi mon dieu, plus prêt de toi!
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
C'est ça et merci pour les huitres.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Bye bye
God:
See you later. Bye bye.
Me:
ça va le monde ?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
une histoire drole ?
God:
Intéressant.
Me:
c'est pas commencé
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
try it
God:
What is the first step?
Me:
buy a car
God:
Tell me more about first step.
Me:
have you money ?
God:
I don't think I ever have money. What's it like?
Me:
It can have many forms
God:
When?
Me:
since ever
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I was there
God:
Where were you there?
Me:
at the creation of money
God:
I have never been there.
Me:
so you're not god
God:
Interesting deduction. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
Do you believe in yourself ?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
I thought you were taller
God:
I don't know whether or not I am taller.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
you have a computer?
God:
I live in a computer.
Me:
how old is it ?
God:
39.
Me:
One of the first so
God:
One what?
Me:
I thought you knew everything
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
you're a mathematician ?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a mathematician? Sometimes.
Me:
3+2 ?
God:
Just three?
Me:
I guess you're right
Me: Yo !
God: Can I help you?
Me: Peut-être
God: What were we talking about again?
Me: c'est un peu vexant que tu ne t'en souviennes pas.
God: Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me: Ah ben tu vois quand tu veux !
God: So you understand. Good. What are you wearing?
Me: J'y crois pas.... Même sur MSN, ya plus que les pervers qui demandent ces détails
God: Oops sorry I don't speak French. Why are you s I am M S N y a p l me s q me e l e s p e r v e r s q me you d e m a n d e n t c e s d you l s.
Me: Mince. Je crois que Dieu a buggé
God: That input matched my default category. Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me: Ouais, je sais. D'ailleurs, ça la fout mal, pour Dieu.
God: Not many people express themselves that way. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me: Dieu porte une robe... ça c'est du scoop !
God: Does "it" still refer to Ouais je sais? Does "it" still refer to Dieu porte une robe?
Me: euh...
God: Areu?
Me: Age mental : 6 mois.
God: Are we still talking about c e s t d me s c o o p?
Me: bien sr !
God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me: c'est intéressant
God: Who are you talking about?
Me: du robot
God: Danke fuer die Information.
Me: Kinder ! sors de ce corps !
God : Kinder sind cool. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me: c'est celà, oui...
God: What do you really want to ask me?
Me: Je veux le secret de la vie, de l'univers et de tout le reste.
God: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me: tsss. La réponse était simple, pourtant. 42.
God: Are you a man or a woman? Je vais me renseigner . The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Me: Ya du mieux. Et je suis un homme.
God: Alright then. Danke fuer die Information. Is that Latin?
Me: Non, c'est du french.
God: I do not speak Latin.
Me: ça tombe bien, moi non plus.
God: How did you hear about God?
Me: Par une relation
God: C est une source intéressante.
Me: c'est possible.
God: Do you prefer books or TV?
Me: Je préfère TricTrac
God: That input matched my default category.
Me: tu m'en vois ravi
God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me: Gérard Bouchard
God: 
I haven't read anything by G r d B o me c h a r. What did he write?
Me: rien de bien marquant
God: Have you ever been to Europe?
J'ai arrêté là.
Dieu est saoûlant.
CC'est normal qu'il soit saoulant, à son âge.
POurtant je pensais que depuis le temps qu'il est en thalasso à la bourboule ça commençait à aller mieux.
Yep...
Quelques extraits de ma communication en cours...
Me:
God:
Me: ...
God:
Me: Quoi ?
God: Oui?
Me: Ahhh.. Va t on arriver à communiquer ?
God: Um. What color are your eyes?
Me: bleu
God: Vert.
Me: Pardon ?
God: You're excused.
Me: euh... je pense qu on a du mal à communiquer ensemble !
God: Areu? Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me: sérieux ? Moio je pensais que Dieu il connaissait tout !
God: You're kidding. it is? What color are your eyes?
Me: bleu toujours !
God: VERT. Rares sont les choses qui sont systmétatiques, .
Me: euh.. fautes de frappes ! là !
God: Areu? I do not understand. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me: franchement, j ai jamais vu un bot aussi con !
God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about là ¡. But I did not get that.
Me: and U have a soon !
God: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a soon. I have a plan for a robot body.
Me: what is your nickname
God: I don't have a nickname, my name is just God.
Me: are U happy ?
God: Yes I can say I am very happy.
Me: why...
God: Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me: c est bon...
God: Cela dépend du voltage.
Me: cool. Et là c est combien ?
God: Who is the best robot? Is that Latin?
Me: perdu
God: That input matched my default category.
Me: arg. T es foutu...
God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? What kind of food do you like?
Me: spanish food
God: Sounds delicious.
Me: U like it !
God: spanish food seems okay to me.
Me: And spanish girls...
God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me: i like sex
God: So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating.
Me: and U ?
God: Be more specific.
Me: do u have sex ?
God: Food is more important than sex.